Laughing For Abs (LFA.. the new LOL)
When life gives you lemons, or a whole field of lemons for that matter, you juice those things and make lemonade, sell them things in bags on the corner, make lemon bars. If no one is thirsty or hungry, give them away as additional beautification for fruit headdresses!
Laugh for the Hour
📎 Modern Day Noah’s Ark with the husband:
Cashier: “Would you like any sauce?”
Him: “Yes, two of each kind.”
Two of each Kind?!
📎Is it possible that jamming your toe and toe jam are related? Let’s toast to that conversation.
📎Gave someone the Thumbs Up👍 when they honked at me last week for stopping at a stop sign too long. Had to give my little son a toy to stop the pain of his HIAWATHA calls. Those people were waiting for the bird, it threw them off so much they looked at me as if me AND my car needed a ride to a different city.
📎While scrolling through the gigs page on Craigslist:
‘I need help with wasp.’
The exuberant Postmates guy: “Delivery for Ping Win!”
Receptionist: “Ping Win, Ping Win, Ping Win… hmm, you said who?”
The exuberant Postmates guy: “Ya Ping Win, that’s his name Ping Win…”
Receptionist: “You have the wrong location, I think.”
“Where is my 🍣 Sushi!” “They said Postmates was in our town already!”
“Hey it’s rump roast tonight, kiss me and I’ll do the puppy eye thing, and by tonight we’ll be living large.”
“You better know what you’re doing, or I will rat you out for eating my poop last week!”